Its Called-Tae a 21st century Rat our a Moose.
Is it a rat or is it a moose? for what is this vermin thats invaded ma hoose?
Ivve seen the dropping on the scullery flair! And with us being so tidy and clean , it just izny fair.
For once they where sleeked, noo there just wide, I think its all the toxins they dump in the Clyde.
They used tae be timid, now there well game! I was eating chips and two followed me hame!.
And the rest of the family, they dont even care!, Can yeh no hear them scratching on the laminate floor? They say it's a phobia, that its all in ma heid! See if wan bites yeh? you'll get Rabbis and yer deed!
Is that wan of there tails? Look there in the light!, No just a bit of spaggetti we had for our dinner last night.
I'll need tae calm doon, ive got mice on the brain, see if any of them go near that wain?.I'll no be responsible for the carnage i'll cause! as i break every wan of there wee mousey jaws.
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